Saturday, August 26, 2006

Avoiding (or finding) the booze cruise ....


Cruising is a vacation options that carries several different stigmas. One of those is that idea of the "Booze Cruise" ... or perhaps something described as "Perpetual Spring Break." A fear of many virgin cruisers is that once they board the ship, they will be bombarded with alcohol, drunks, and lewd behavior. On the flip side, some cruisers hope that they will be bombarded with alcohol, drunks, and lewd behavior. Interesting, huh?

Here are some rules for identifying possible booze cruises:
  1. Short itinerary (3 or 4 nights)
  2. Time when colleges might be on break (end Feb - mid April)
  3. A large group is booked on board (use Google for ship and dates to find out)
  4. Non-luxury cruise lines (Carnival, Royal Caribbean, etc)
  5. Most or all stops are in Mexico or the Bahamas
Now, it has been my experience that, while on a cruise, there is going to be a lot of drinking. End of story. Granted, I've never gone on a Disney Cruise Lines vacation, but I doubt even they are immune (seeing as 14 hours of having my ankles attacked by strollers at Disney World makes me long for a drink like nothing else). The nice thing is that cruise lines have really cracked down on the more destructive/alarming types of drinking, such as underage drinking. The "Fun Ships" of Carnival are also trying to be the "Family Ships," and Royal Caribbean has just revoked a rule that allowed 18-20 year olds drink beer and wine with parental permission.

Most cruise ships (especially in the Caribbean) are havens for such vices as drinking, smoking, and gambling. That is not likely to change at any point soon. However, careful planning can increase the odds of finding cruise that fits your needs.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Staying in steerage ....


It is a running joke amongst seasoned cruisers who choose or end up with accommodations on the lower decks of cruise ships ... I'm staying in steerage. This comment should ring a bell for anyone who has read about the passenger classes of old, transatlantic voyages ... or has seen the movie Titanic. On these voyages, the price you paid for your ticket dictated the amenities and areas of the ship you had access to. Depending on the ship, first class passengers would receive opulent accommodations, fine dining, and attentive service. Second class passengers could receive respectable and comfortable accommodations. Steerage passengers (or third class) were given a place to sleep, some segregated public rooms, and some places to move about on deck. This level of ticket was a "working man's" way to cross the pond.

Boy, have things changed in the cruise industry since then. On of the major changes, of course, is the idea of roundtrip cruising instead of one-way, get from point A to point B cruising.

Another change, at least in American-based cruise lines, is the removal of class systems on board ships. No longer are most cruise ships segregated. Anyone cruising on Carnival, Royal Caribbean, Norwegian or most other well-known line has pretty much the same rights as anyone else ... it doesn't matter if you are staying in the lowest inside room or the largest penthouse suite. Granted, there are small differences based on accommodations on some lines. For example, suite guests may have access to a concierge room inaccessible for other guests, but that is only a small concession.

The class system still exists in some forms, however. On Cunard's Queen Mary 2, which until Royal Caribbean's Freedom of the Seas debuted held the title for the largest cruise ship in the world, dining accommodations are assigned based on the level of room booked. The Brittania Restaurant is the dining room for all non-suite passengers. Lower-category suite guests are assigned to the Princess Grill. Higher category suite guests are assigned do the Queen's Grill. All guests aboard may eat at the alternative establishments, including the famous Todd English restaurant. By the way, Cunard prides itself on its "White Star" service. The Cunard line merged with the White Star line around the 1930s. You may remember White Star ... the line got a Titanic black mark in history on April 14, 1912. Another bit of information ... Cunard is now a subsidiary of Carnival Corporation who ... guess what ... owns other lines such as Carnival, Princess, etc.

While cruisers may joke about their steerage accommodations, the fact is that accommodations on low decks are actually preferred by some cruisers. A cabin on a low deck is less likely to feel ship movement than higher cabins. These cabins are also usually close to the gangway, dining room, and theater. Combine these features with a (usually) lower price than identical rooms on higher decks, and it is no wonder why some cruisers book their "steerage" room with pride.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

What does my cruise include?

This is a common question with new cruisers ... what exactly is included in the fare? Well, the answer to this will vary from cruise line to cruise line. Some lines offer different ammenities that may be free or paid. A general tip (that is not always true) is that the more expensive the line you go on, the more that's included. Royal Caribbean offers unique activities like a rock wall and an ice skating rink (Voyager class ships and newer). Disney cruises include free soda. Luxury cruises, such as Seaborne or Silver Sea may include complimentary wine and other liquor.

The following is taken from Carnival's "Welcome Aboard" booklet. While the names and descriptions of some of the items may be unique to Carnival, I think you can get an idea of what your fare generally includes:

What Your "Fun Ship" Cruise Includes

  • Fine dining including late-night buffets, featuring culinary creations by world-renowned French master chef Ceorges Blanc
  • Casual dining at our seaview bistro, convenient 24-hour Pizzaria and ice cream around the clock
  • Spa Carnival menu offering healthful selections low in calories, fat, sodium and cholesterol
  • Sushi bar (on select ships)
  • 24-hour stateroom service
  • Welcome Aboard Party
  • Captain's Cocktail Party
  • Captain's Gala Dinner
  • Gala Midnight Buffet (on most ships)
  • Lobster served on every cruise
  • Singles Meet and Greet
  • Variety of clubs, bars, and lounges
  • Spectacular Vegas-style shows
  • Live music including three bands and orchestras
  • Comedy acts and international signers
  • Spa and fitness programs
  • Choice of three or four pools, including children's wading pool
  • Superivsed year-round Camp Carnival program for ages 2 through 14
  • Club O2 for teens 15 through 17
  • Fabulous destinations
  • Briefings on each port of call
  • Carnvial Comfort Bedding in all rooms
  • In-stateroom toiletries and amenities
  • Bathrobes available upon request in all staterooms to use for the length of your cruise
  • Mini Golf (on select ships)
What's Extra
  • Drinks, sodas and cappuccinos from the bar
  • All items from the patisserie
  • Use of Spa Carnival services
  • Ship-to-shore communication
  • Photographs, portriats, or film developing
  • Onboard duty-free shopping
  • Medical services
  • Shore excursions
  • Casino, bingo and other gaming
  • Gratuities
  • Internet Cafe
  • Supper club
  • Golf Academy
  • Babysitting services
  • Reservations-only supper club (on select ships)

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Why I love cruising ....



Time for a clip show already ... ;) I pulled this post from my other blog because I think it fits rather nicely.

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You are on a ship at sea. Gently rocking. Gently rocking .... sorry, had to quote The Natural.

It is quite simple why I love cruising. Imagine that you are living for a week on a floating city. While onboard, you are not only steps away from your room, you are also steps away from shopping, keroke, discos, stage shows, pools, sun bathing, and more food than you've ever seen or eaten in your life. What's more more, these items are all free to use at your leisure. At any time during the week, food like pizza is available, 24 hours a day. During meal hours, there is a dining room, a buffet, a grill, a sandwich shop, sushi ... you name it, you can probably find it. Again, prety much all-inclusive.

Enough about food. Not only does this floating city offer everything you need, it also stops at beautiful ports of call. You can travel the Caribbean without worrying about tons of driving, flights, or drinking the water. What's more, your cabin is your refuge, your place to go to relax after a long day of relaxing. No worries about having a martini with dinner or a cognac with your cigar ... the captain is doing the driving. You also meet people from around the world. I've talked with people from Germany, France, England, and South America ... as well as a lot of people from all around the United States.

Now, think about a room in a resort area ... a room with a view. Perhaps the nicest view I've ever seen in a hotel room was in the Westin Maui, and that was because the beach and ocean was visible, as well as cruise ships passing by. That room ran at $350 a night (for 3 people). Assuming you cruise with a window or balcony, you almost always have an ocean view. Granted the room is a bit smaller than that Maui room, but at around $100-$150/night/person, the price is comparable, but includes food, transportation, and entertainment.

My favorite moment on a cruise thus far is a private one. It is strolling along the top deck at night, alone, with the only sound the waves crashing against the bow. The stars are out, the wind ruffles my hair and clothes, and the smell of salt water fills my nostrils. As I gaze out at the endless ocean, I wonder if I'm seeing water that perhaps no one has ever laid eyes on before.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Welcome ....


Some of you may know me from my other blog, Chris's Ponderous Ponderings (www.chrismong.com).

The rest of you (also known as the vast majority) have come here for one reason ... to read about cruising.

You may be asking yourself ... who is this guy to write about cruises? After all, isn't he landlocked in Indiana? Hmmm ... Landlocked in Indiana ... sounds like a good online personals title ... but I digress .... ;)

To give my background, though ... I'm a 26 year old PhD student currently attending Purdue University. So far, I've been on 9 cruises, with number 10 coming up in September and number 11 coming up in December. A majority of my cruises have been on Carnival Cruise Line, but I've also sailed with Royal Caribbean, Norwegian, American Hawaiian (gone), and Premier (gone). I was 11 when I went on my first cruise, so I have a variety of different perspectives to offer.

I also keep current on cruising by reading and posting on the discussion boards at Cruise Critic (name: silentbob007). With over 1,200 posts to date, I think I can safely say that I love writing about cruises and giving advice. In fact, a lot of my friends believe that my true calling is to be a travel agent ... I'm a bit of a travel cheerleader. :)

Stay tuned.