What defines a cruise addict?

• You are upset that you only have one cruise booked ....
• You compare every travel experience to cruising ....
• You have odd cravings for pizza, ice cream, or other food at all hours of the day and night
• You are recognized by cruise staff ... the second you board ....
• You wallpaper your living space with photos of ships and the ocean ....
• You spend time every day on cruise message boards ....
• You are surprised when you step outside and aren't swarmed with photographers ....
• You have a weekly lobster night at home ....